Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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