I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
My life is pants optional.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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