it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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