I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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