How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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