Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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