I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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