He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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