WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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