Need sex. Gaining weight.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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