So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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