If i come over, it means nothing
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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