This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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