the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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