he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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