I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
he just fucked me for my cheese.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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