Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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