So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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