dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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