Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
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You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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