she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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