VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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