I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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