I hate your face
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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