So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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