the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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