we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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