He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
