Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize