im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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