He is such a slut. More and more my type.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Randomize
