Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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