The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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