I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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