How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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