Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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