I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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