I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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