He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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