I'm really into asian looking animals
Please, let me fuck your mom
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
It's just like the Real World with babies
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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