My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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