Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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