Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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