Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
you never un-have a 4some
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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