how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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