i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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