he thought i was a dude.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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