Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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