youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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