windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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