So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
