yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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