I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later