Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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