she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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